鱼玄机,还不速为朕献舞一曲

本日志如果有加密同人密码皆为usk

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本来是想放在下面一篇一起写了的，但是昨晚嚎到四点不单开一贴说不过去【黄猫脸】

我这人是如此手贱地看到黑白上一帖掐了10页的cp于是兴冲冲地跑去看皇叔的，我一向觉得在大风的文上我站cp向来处于不败之地，除了江山多少年，因为那实在不像是她写的文首先一受多攻就不像，她是难得的一攻多受控啊，撇开这个纯商业江山不谈，她文的正牌攻受一般都那调调，像小侯爷，衡文，一出场我就知道是正牌受并且是我萌的类型！贵气，华丽，带点风流气，嘴巴俏皮，但都一往情深

这次的云毓也不例外，他一出场那一笑我就知道是他是他啊！！！那多翻版衡文啊，而且把云比作牡丹把柳相比作桂花就知道以大风的口味正牌肯定是牡丹吗！但！无论我猜没猜中这结局，我都猜错了过程啊！！！！【教主风雨中】

这错就出在小皇帝的身上，他小时候是多么萌的一个小别扭受啊，而且被当成小公主养一样，我以为他也是多党争正牌中的一个还一度在小皇帝党和云党之间游移，但事实证明，我是怎样一个餐具！那句 阿毓，当心！销魂得我。。。。。什么啊！！！！有没有搞错啊！有比大小老婆搞百合还雷的吗！！！小皇帝他竟然是腹黑攻吗？？？？苍天啊我不信！！！！！皇叔你不想跳崖我想跳啊！！！！

好吧接下来皇叔假死去高丽贩卖高丽参去了 = = 云随雅同志来地方治水不知为何早认出了他站在船头淋雨一副被虐得惨兮兮的样子，你丫当初去探监还笑嘻嘻呢！什么让你360度了啊！我当初怎么会把你看成衡文啊啊啊抽搐

倒是一开始走桂花路线的柳相，因为皇叔这案而请辞，多年重逢来句在下梅庸【没用】，多么地风趣风情呜呜呜难怪皇叔要找他跑路，云同志你就算躺在那翻身皇叔也不会躺过去啦【黄猫脸】

说了这么多我就是想说！快填坑啊！！！快死虐云随雅同志啊！！！！我喜欢虐完的he。。。

没错我还是站叔云啦【黄猫脸】

东京dogs：主角的相良宗介属性萌死了！萌死了！建国的身材真是好啊，长腿穿西装真是..啧啧

仁医：这剧很赞！难怪收视这么高。我其实一直对现代比较有专业性的主角穿回古代然后知识改变历史的题材满爱看的，关键要写得好！不过就是字幕出太慢了哎

一些eg mv：【四大/伪说英雄/新射雕 恶搞】穿越之残运会
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/U2SvlQ65Rrw/
则个太销魂了哈哈哈哈后面的台词配得忒精确

[杨白×大妈]年方十七张玉堂（修改版） by明夜微凉
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/JnSz73xgrDc/

【霹雳】箫朱·我们能不能不分手
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/fk6lKidoUGE/
难得看到我支持的cp。。。

寂六会谈国语版  配音忒油菜

http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/zE7Ms4xw2Z8/

在eg mv帖里萌上霹雳的我到底有多悲摧啊！！！！！！

可是...朱闻苍日和伏婴师好美啊！风流蕴藉的那种美！

我要去看霹雳神州。。。。

这就是那个eg：【霹雳】朱萧伏 新白娘子传奇
http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/f_x_9sVHj7E/
但我杯具地萌了萧朱和朱伏【捶墙  好吧又看了几个发现朱萧就朱萧吧= =

不eg的：http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/bo-jGRhszK8

http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/q06aomnEbME/

http://www.tudou.com/programs/view/57H6Ey6OSbI/

从三字母到霹雳...我是多么得...算了，也许只是一时兴起【。。。。

虽然这歌由于某个mv烂大街了，但我每次看到那种揪心的虐镜头都会想到这句是怎样！

 看苍之涛某mv的时候被虐得有些恍惚，不得不说这个故事挺萌且不落俗套，男主并没有为了日日夜夜滋生的友爱忘了自己本来有些残酷的目的，在他一步之遥的梦想之前，他还是向在这个世界全心全意待他的车芸举起了剑。他赢了，改变了历史，却不得再离开这轮盘前，他的胜利，不过是比对手无情一点。可最后白发苍苍啊，他还是记得那一切。

我原以为只要我认定的受是总受他的攻是双插头我也能挺过去，我错了....

我原以为普通的雷对我没什么，我的避雷针早升级了几版了，我错了....

于是我现在看文战战兢兢如履薄冰，这就是报应这就是报应啊！

洋妞的雷太强大了我作为一个亚洲人我撑不过去...她一个顶十啊！可是她写的真好我相信她能洗脑，看到lj上其他洋妞对渣攻的咆哮我...不知用什么表情面对，女人都是一样的=- =

作为一个英厨我看得很痛苦很郁闷，作为一个米英厨我看的像吃了一条虫又吐出去，作为一个米总攻厨看到1w那段我又像是把那吐出去的虫又吃了进去[....

我确定了这辈子我最雷双插头，还是那么渣的！当年原创疯狂游戏我看到双插那段我也....我为何这么不受教啊靠

然后她文里的正牌攻法叔真是完美啊她肯定是法厨肯定是吧！看到亚瑟最后终于看清了那啥出去找那啥的时候我都为他鼓掌了= =【这是何必啊靠

下次xq再战渣攻台词我也...这文的阿尔简直比童真年代的江渣还要渣啊= =，能从第一章开始渣的也就他了= =，好吧作者说他不渣亚瑟怎么跟法叔去罗马，可12章之后卷土重来的渣实在是超出极限

亚瑟因为他的电话很贱受地跑回去安慰他，结果发现他和1w在自己家里乱搞【自插了双目

于是圣母也有火，终于说出了get out= =可是阿渣他只是把相好赶出去了，自己没get out，然后开始花言巧语哄骗自家老婆= =

阿渣开始了“Let me at least try to explain.”

圣母的觉醒：

“I don’t even know why I came back.” Arthur said, slapping the hand away. “I was having the best fucking time of my life in Rome but one call from you and I come crawling back…” He laughed, looking down into his lap, choking slightly, willing himself not to breakdown in front of his ex-lover.

“I don’t need your pity Alfred.” He said quietly, trying to get to his feet, but Alfred kept a hold on his shoulder, pushing him into the chair

阿渣的三观开始挑战我的极限：

“I still love you Arthur.” He felt his heart freeze. Searching Alfred’s face for any hint of a lie, but it was innocent and happy as always. “I really do.”

太销魂太销魂了太销魂了此等三观

Alfred fixed him with an almost unbelievably serious look. “No, really.” He said, squeezing Arthur’s shoulder, “Ivan was just something to get over us.” As he said the word, Arthur felt his heart skip a beat and he was finding it hard to swallow. “I’ll break-up with him right here and now if you’ll stay.” There was nothing but pure honesty in Alfred, and Arthur wanted nothing to do with it.

这段我真的很心疼亚瑟= =不过阿渣他的动手动脚真色气，亲脖子那段我看的还是很爽= =亚瑟的心理活动真虐真虐真虐

“Alfr-” The name was cut off as Alfred’s lips covered his. Instinctively, he closed his eyes, leaning forward and opening his mouth, letting their tongues brush. Jolts of pleasure ran up his spine, making him breath in sharply. The sweet smell of fresh strawberries and charred meat filled him and he sighed from the familiarity. As Alfred’s hand gently pushed him into the chair, pulling at his tie, Arthur’s foot stretched out, hitting his suitcase. It popped upon and they broke apart at the noise.

Peering around Alfred, Arthur saw that his belongings were now sprawled over the floor. Alfred began kissing his neck, obviously intent on continuing, but Arthur’s eyes had fallen upon another item that had burst out of his bag. A painful lump formed in his throat. What had he done for all of this?

A black turtleneck.

Perhaps thrown in during haphazard escape from Rome, or perhaps a sign from God telling him to get his head out of his own arse, stop being such a bloody dolt and get the fuck back to Rome. Arthur suddenly stood up, pushing Alfred off him. The American stared nonplussed at him. “Art? What’s wrong?” He asked, reaching out a hand, touching Arthur’s cheek, but the Englishman stepped away from the gesture, the calluses feeling nothing like the silky skin he yearned for.

圣母想通了

“I have to go.” Arthur said and went about stuffing all his clothing back into his case and closing it.

阿渣此时说出了天怒人怨的渣话

“You can’t be serious, I just confessed to loving you!” He said, placing one hand on his hip as the other ran through his hair. Fixing Arthur with disbelieving and slightly irritated look, he waited for an answer.

圣母终于爆发了= =这段真的很爽快

The green eyes looked slightly dazed. “Right. Love. I… I think I get it.” Alfred smiled and shuffled forward; ready to pull the smaller man into a hug. Arthur sidestepped his arms, raising a bushy brow. Suddenly the American was the exact same as the first time they had met, annoying, boisterous and everything he hated. “Now, get out of my fucking apartment.”

后面阿渣还说你不能这样，你伤害了我！【滚，三观下限破表

后面就是亚瑟一人在罗马街头痛哭和法英的一吻定情 = =

这就是加拿大版的一帘幽梦啊！！！【作者据说是加拿大人

终于发泄完了= =